Whata bitch...I don't update for 234823.423 years, and when I do, *this* is what I post?!? I'd hate me too...
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
i have a scar where my appendix used to be. apparently it got pissed and wanted out of my body- STAT!
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
uhm, i have a "jewelry" wall with all of my necklaces, earrings, and bracelets laid out (don't act so surprised), and then i have a "europe wall" with pictures from my time abroad
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
like i've dropped it as many times as i have...
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
right now my biggest addictions are the fray and panic! at the disco, but listen to a bit of everything
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
i think around 9 in the morning...from now on, you shall all take a moment of silence at 9:00a.m. every morning to thank the higher power of your choice for my existence. ...or just continue sleeping for a few more hours. either way.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
for it to be sunday...a.k.a. done with finals, interviewing, and apartment hunting...
7. WHO DO YOU MISS?
maybe you!
8. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
renee...my mom told my dad she was pregnant with me in a restaurant in france, so they decided i needed some french flair all up in my name. i don't think to this day i know which "e" the accent is on. hmm.
9. THE BEST TV SHOW EVER CREATED:
what not to wear...i want stacey's job! now!
10. WAIT NO TEN? What the hell is that all about?!
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
yes. i don't like being alone at night. *tear*
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
myself? is that possible?
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
my favorite of my perfumes is dolce & gabbana - light blue
14. WHAT HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX:
i'm not fallin into *that* trap!
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
coffee...wait, scratch that. cream with sugar and 23409823 flavored syrups with a dash of coffee in there...
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
italian sausage and mushrooms
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
anything fattening. finals isn't the best time to try to diet if you're a "stress eater"...right now i want a bread bowl filled with jalapeno chips, a giant twix bar, curly fries, haagen daas caramel cone ice cream, and maybe a steak too...just, ya know...for a good balance. *ahem*
19. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU MAD?
that ho bitch slutass shirley roper interviewed on fox...you better believe i'm saving her address and writing her *quite* the letter in which i shall tear her a new asshole. it's people like *that* that give religion and america as a whole a bad name.
20. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?
some spanish...adri is gonna make me fluent!
22. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE?
i've always got my eye on someone...
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
nah
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
anything cute and yet not too pricey
25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
i dunno about DREAM dream car...that'd probbaly be like a mercedes convertible or something, but a quasi-logical, the new jettas...wanna buy me one as a graduation gift? i'll letcha...don't everyone jump at once now!
WHERES IS 26-28? What the hell is going on with this survey! I'm so confused
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO SHOW SOMEONE YOU LOVE THEM?
by doing just that...*showing* them through actions, but not being afraid to use words either
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED?
3 is my favorite number
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Brunettes. No brainer. C'mon kids...
32 WHO IS THE NUMBER ONE PERSON YOU CALL OFTEN?
my mom. poor woman. she's like every other person on my call history list. i have to call her every time i stub my toe or heat up a hot pocket.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
ok do you *really* wanna get me started here? didn't think so.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE U.S.?
yup...mexico, lived in london, traveled around europe...wanna go back...now. take me.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
sarcasm, men who can play guitar, and really good kissers
36. HAVE YOU EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
i think cat and i prank called ang about a week ago. only all of the phones on campus have caller i.d. so she *might* have known it was us...yea, we're smooth. like butta.
39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS?
taking a final. 2 classes down, 3 to go...w00t! (<--anyone else hate that phrase as much as life itself?)
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
why *didn't* i fill out this survey? hmm? think about *that*, sucka. wait...
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
my eyes and the twins...who knew two sacks of fat with nips would be so exciting...
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
start an illegal business making beer in my bathtub. i would just hand people really long straws and the could suck it out until they were drunk and then i would send them on their way.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.
meh, i'm not a big "birthday" person...i'd rather just have a few people come play with me rather than buy me shit
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
2 would be ideal...and i wanna have the boy first, then the girl...and if it doesn't happen JUST like that, i will hide the bodies and deny my pregnancy altogether. man, i'm gonna be such a good parent.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
no. my mom had some obsession with "...ey" names and i guess ashley won. it was either that or "chloe"...i'm not sure what's worse...a name everyone has that makes me turn my head every time i hear the word "actually" or a name that reminds me of a moth-ball scented old bat wearing a floral print dress with knee highs and orthopedic shoes
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
we don't have those here.
48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
depends on if i'm pissed or not.
49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
meh, the other night. but i'm just waiting for my breakdown sometime this week amidst all this graduation shiaaat
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
meh...i'm rather indifferent. i can't write in cursive though. i think i forgot how. writing that sentence in cursive on the SATs was pretty much the most difficult part for me. and people say college makes you smarter...psh.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
turkey or roast beef
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
i don't wanna say the nail-biting thing. so typical. ok, not really a bad habit, but a weird one...when i was little, my mom used to rub my ear until i fell asleep, so now i still do that right as i'm about to fall asleep out of habit...you're excited to be my friend, aren't you.
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
CDs are still in existence?!? probably something from way back in the day like mary chapin carpenter...don't act like you're not impressed.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOURSELF?
i'd do me. wait, would that make me a lesbian? actually, i'd probably kick my ass for bein a sarcastic smartass...
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
i only send them out on myspace bulletins and campuswide e-mails...that's not really *telling*, is it?
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
yea, no matter what anyone says. appearance and how you handle yourself matter. but personality can affect physical attraction as well if that's what we're talkin about...
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER?
i punt midgets.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
anywhere salsa and margaritas are.
59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
i'd like to think there's good in all people, but i can still be hesitant to open up too quickly...
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
i can't say barbie...too typical. although...i did have trolls and barbies and my little ponies...and i would give them haircuts. i tried to "layer" my barbie's hair once. turned out a little bit more like a mohawk, but i felt pretty good about it nonetheless. i've got mad skillz.
62. HOW MANY LIES DO YOU TELL IN THE AVERAGE WEEK?
somewhere in the 577-578 range (i beat you, adri!)
63. IF YOU WERE KING/QUEEN FOR A DAY WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU WOULD DO?
make someone hold my leg up. have u ever had someone just sit there and hold your leg? pretty much the best feeling ever.
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
but of course...they taught me you can live without breathing for quite an extended period or time...
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
ash, ashe, a-hen, hendy, cunt, bitch, slut...usually if you just punch me or make a loud noise in my general direction, i'll acknowledge your existence.
68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
do i ever wear shoes with laces??? my shoes consist of sandals and heels...and maybe tennis shoes if i want to go walking for irony's sake...gotta keep people on their toes...
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
haagen daas- caramel cone or b&j's- oatmeal cookie chunk
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
anything that doesn't look like it came into existence as a result of a body function
73. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND?
probably menudo or o-zone...such deep, spiritual lyrics...(or at least i would assume so if i coule understand what they were saying)
74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
none, sucka. but boy did i look sexy when they got taken out. the boys were all lining up...
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
quite possibly the most boring woman on televisioin...i should really consider changing the station...
77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
something from my finals care package...yay! my parents still like me! holla!
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
cat
79. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
cuticles. kidding. height, eyes, hair...
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG:
"i saw the sign" by ace of base...brings tears to my eyes every time. talk about a new meaning of life...
82. FAVORITE DRINK?
alchy- amaretoo sour, otherwise- cherry vanilla coke
83. ZODIAC SIGN?
aquarius...yea, boy...
84. FAVORITE SPORT?
To play: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
To watch: (college) basketball or football
85. YOUR HAIR COLOR?
brownish-auburnish
86. EYE COLOR?
greenish-brownish
87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
i wear those, my retainer, and my hiking shorts with 23470239 pockets when i want to seduce my roommate late at night.
88. SIBLINGS?
a stepbrother (who i get to live with soon- yay!) and a stepsister who i haven't ever met...
89. FAVORITE MONTH(s)
whichever has the most vacation days
90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
LOVE it! especially tuna avocado and spicy salmon rolls...mmm!
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
that same boring-ass woman on tv...she's puttin stuff in a blender now...she's still boring, in case you were wondering.
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
any one where i get to sleep in
93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
helllll nah! i actually usually prefer to be in control
94. FAVORITE SEASON?
spring/summer until it gets so hot that i feel like my innards are melting...is "innards" a word? if so, is that how you spell it?
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
both, simultaneously...i'm greedy, what can i say?
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
meh, neither right now...
97. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
no one with anything even *resembling* a life...
98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
anyone with common sense
99. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME AND NOT DO SOMETHING YOU DID, WHAT WOULD IT BE AND WOULD YOU?
green beans, the French Revolution, and red balloons. (*hint: when attempting to avoid giving a "real" answer, type a variety of adjectives and nouns so that people get really confused, and then pretend it's profound. <i>The more you know...</i> *cue cheesy music and shooting star*
100. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW?
all you bitches...don't hate.
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